Friday, May 29, 2009

How the Republican Party can remake itself (the first in a probably continuing series)

Note before we begin: It's quite likely that all of this is moot; the GOP could well thrive because of what I call Backup Quarterback Syndrome--the American people tend to go for the party who's not in power, especially if the economy continues to suck. Their ratings in public approval ratings are steadily increasing, in spite of what you might hear.

Now, with that out of the way, let's address the issue at hand. The Republican Party, as it stands, is a mess. The slanders thrown out like party favors from the left and the media are partly to blame for this, certainly, but the biggest problem is that the most visible Republicans in Washington since the departure of Tom DeLay (maybe since Newt Gingrich) are unwilling to confront Democrats when they go on their hate-filled screeds with counterpoints or ideas because they don't have any guts or ideas. The idea guys, the only ones with some semblance of ideology, are folks like Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity, who are easily painted into a corner because you can't get everyone in the party to sit there and say, "Hey, like their approach or not, they may have a point." Instead, like weaklings, they pander to the likes of John McCain, Lindsay Graham, Colin Powell and (until recently) Arlen Specter. All four of these men have something in common: they're not interested in the advancement of a political viewpoint or party; they're interested in advancing themselves (for you Powell fans, who do you think told Richard Armitage, the assistant secretary of state, about Valerie Plame? One wonders...). Since Republicans have no semblance of leadership, a plan or a vision, they're willing to bend over backwards to keep these individuals in the "big tent" to prevent a slide into irrelevance.

So what to do? For one thing, Republicans must stand for something. That thing should be as basic as it gets: individual freedom. It doesn't get simpler than that, and it's a pretty effective base for any positions the party decides to take.

Republicans have done a lousy job branding the conservative movement, to the point it's become synoymous with intolerance, pigheadedness and boorishness. It is none of those things--in fact, it's not even close. Leftists have made conservativism an equation for a hateful resistance to change; a conservative's response to such slanderous (or libelous) allegations should be to respond with a discussion of the word's origin (if you can have a discussion with a liberal without being shreiked at--and it can be done). To conserve is to protect, to maintain something. In this case, American conservatism (and, by extension, the Republican Party), should be the protection of individual freedom.

Everything else flows from there. Eventually, this will look like a tree or a flow chart, minus the "you poor bastard" or "you're screwed" in the middle.

The major issues that the Republican Party should emphasize in their protection of individual freedom should be:

  • National defense
  • The right to succeed
  • Minimizing government intervention in your life
These three would be the branches off of individual freedom. How do they link? Pretty easy to see. There is no individual freedom without a secure national defense, as either some totalitarian regime or Islmaofascists will certainly take advantage of our weakness and eliminate the world's beacon for liberty for the past two centuries. Everyone should have freedom to plot their own course, to have the opportunity to succeed in their life personally and financially without overbearing economic or societal constraints. Increasing government intervention shackles the individual and not only limits their freedom, but changes society in a fashion that, I believe, most Americans would oppose if it happened at once instead of at a gradual creep.

It's difficult for a liberal to oppose these stances. What are they going to say, that nobody would want to hurt us, that we'll just get along or bow to everyone else's demands? Actually, scratch that, they already do. But anyone who is willing to rely on the government for their well-being at the expense of individual liberties is lazy or a fool. It's hard to think most Americans fit into that category.

An expansion of these thoughts later. Now back to something less mind-numbing.

How you know Iran and North Korea are evil

Of course, it's pretty evident to most people (except the most gullible anti-U.S. leftist) that North Korean and Iran are seriously bad news. They're run by maniacs and would happily lob a nuke at someone if they thought they can get away with it (and they may be thinking just that). But there's another, easier way to tell they're scum: check out their rhetoric. We should be carpet-bombing these people into oblivion just for their horrible trash-talking.

I submit to you the following, from the People's Democratic Republic of Korea, let by the moronic Kim Jong-Il:

"Any attack...will be responded to with merciless ferocity."

"America's actions have exceeded the alarming level."

"The northward invasion scheme..."

"The brigandish blockade..."

Who talks like this? Only complete maniacs, that's who. Visualize it: "Comrade! We have exceeded the alarming level! Those...those...brigands!"

I'm sorry, but that's lame. You deserve international scorn if that's the best you can bring to the party. But when you follow it up with this:

“The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea [North Korea] has tremendous military muscle and its own method of strike able to conquer any targets in its vicinity at one stroke or hit the US on the raw,” the Korean People's Army said on Wednesday. “Those who provoke the Democratic People's Republic of Korea once will not be able to escape its unimaginable and merciless punishment.”

The reason there's no further action against North Korea is the world is too busy laughing at their smack! This stuff wasn't effective when Stalin was alive, and it sucks now! Let's peek into the DPRK bureau of tough talk:

"So, we have to show that our military's tough--no mention that we can't feed them, ok?"
"Can we mention our armor is obsolete, we don't have the gas to drive our vehicles and our air force wouldn't last 5 minutes against the U.S. Air Force?"
"No."
"How about 'tremendous military muscle?'"
"Good! Now, come up with something to describe a nuclear attack OR a massive suicide charge by our army."
"Got it--'our own method of strike.'"
"Splendid!"

Plainly, if you support Marxism-Leninism (or Stalinism), you have a screw loose. If you think any of this tripe is intimidating, you're really dumb.

But, apparently talking junk is a lost art on Islamic Fascists, too. Get a load of this, after some terrorist group blew up a mosque yesterday in the glorious Islamic Republic. The Iranians, as they do for everything (if it snows too much, it's the CIA's fault) blamed it on the United States.

Jalal Sayah, the dumbass deputy provincial governor of the Sistan-Baluchistan province that borders Pakistan and Afghanistan, told Fars news agency, "According to the information obtained they were hired by America and the agents of the arrogance."

What information? You busted up a terrorist ring in 24 hours? Bulls**t. And the U.S. cares about blowing up a mosque in Zahedran, which is a martyr's stone's throw away from Taliban and al Qaida (read: SUNNI) bases in Afghanistan and Pakistan? Sure.

But, maybe they've really busted this thing wide open and have discovered the top secret Agency of Arrogance, a threat to world security. Screw al Qaida, SPECTRE and Quantum; the AOA is truly bad news. Can you imagine how they answer the phone? "Agency of Arrogance; I don't have time to talk to you." CLICK.

Breathtakingly bad people, the Agency of Arrogance. One wonders why only the Islamic Republic has caught on to them.

Probably because they're not only dumb enough to throw this smack, they believe it, too. What a bunch of pathetic idiots.

In 2002, President Bush accurately described North Korean and Iran as being part of an "Axis of Evil." If he'd wanted to be even more accurate, he would have called them the "Axis of Evil Dumbasses." It's hard to take anyone seriously when their idea of talking tough would crack up a 6-year-old.

Take away their fissionable material and these punks wouldn't be able to show their faces in public.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

So you want to change the name of the Washington Redskins?

Every couple of years, some alleged do-gooder comes around and starts pushing the issue that the NFL's Washington Redskins should change their name. The latest wave of "Rename the Redskins" seems to have started up over the past couple of weeks, with Michael Silver of Yahoo! Sports (a company that I, kind of/sort of work for sometimes) sounding a clarion call that others have picked up.

It's always the same arguments: the name's offensive, would you call someone the San Antonio Wetbacks or the New Orleans N-Words, blah blah blah.

All valid arguments. Probably accurate.

And they should get a life.

Is the Redskins name an issue? It is, but it's a minor one. There are a great many more pressing issues that are affecting the Native American community that you never hear people talking about, and it's a travesty. Going after the name "Redskins" is an easy way for the intellectually lazy, physically doltish, morally indignant and overwhelming arrogant in society (read: liberals) to think they're doing something wonderful while really doing nothing at all.

Consider these statistics:

  • Seventy-one percent of American Indians and Alaska Natives were at least high school graduates, compared with 80 percent of the total population.
  • American Indians and Alaska Natives were less likely than the total population to be employed in management, professional and related occupations.
  • The National unemployment rate for Native Americans in 2006--in the height of the Bush Boom--was 49 percent. (Note: this statistic, due to lousy record-keeping, I saw that this stat somehow varied between 14 and 50 percent. But, if you even take the low end, the national unemployment rate was about 5 percent in 2006, so you've still got a serious problem.)
  • The unemployment rate for American Indians on reservations is approximately five times the national average.
  • The number of Native American working poor is two to three times that of caucasians.
  • Native Americans have a high school dropout rate of any ethnic group, approximately three times the national average and in excess of 30 percent.
  • The avearge household income for native Americans is around $33,000.
Native Americans also have extremely high rates of alcoholism, drug abuse and divorce. Essentially, you have a proud and honorable race of people who have been dumped in the crapper and deserve better.

And you have the alleged intelligencia in this nation worried about a damned nickname for a football team.

The plight of the American Indian is a blight on this nation and should be addressed. Instead, it's largely overlooked, which is an outrage. What's even more outrageous, in my opinion, is the effort expended going after the Redskins that could be put to good use with job training, literacy programs, anti-alcohol programs--things to get real folks out of the dumpster.

Nah. These nitwits waste millions of dollars on protests, scurrying for media attention and dragging the team into federal court, where their lawsuits are promptly thrown out.

Why does the left expend so much energy on this one issue? Because it's simple, visible and easy to grab the moral high ground. Essentially, it's to make themselves feel good, not do anything productive for society. It is hypocrisy of the highest magnitude.

In case you were wondering, I am a Redskins fan. So is my wife. Coincidentally, we are both of Native American decent. Neither of us give a damn about the name--but we do give a damn about the real issues plauging this ethnic group. Apparently, we're in the high minority behind those who are full of crap and ego.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Harold Hurtt still doesn't get it

Houston Police Chief Harold Hurtt is looking for another job. Apparently, he's a finalist for the top job in San Francisco, and I hope he gets the job. After all, the sooner this moron is gone, the better off Houston will be--and his politicizing of law enforcement should play very well out with the loony lefties.

Less than three months ago, 27-year HPD officer Richard Alter was shot in the face during a drug raid. The man who shot him was an illegal immigrant. Officer Rodney Johnson was killed in 2006 during a routine traffic stop by an illegal immigrant.

Both men had been in HPD custody more than once and their immigration status was never checked. That was part of the Sanctuary City Policy, which stated the City of Houston would not cooperate with federal immigration authorites when they tried to deport illegals and police officers would not check the immigration status of anyone they arrested.

The city has since disavowed the Sanctuary City Policy, but it's unclear at best if HPD is actively working with the feds. After all, their chief has already claimed that anyone arrested for a Class B misdemeanor or higher gets their citizenship checked (the Houston Police Officers' Union refuted that) and told the U.S. Congress that he didn't want to support federal efforts to deport illegals because it would "hurt" the HPD in the Hispanic community.

Now, in spite of the city's (alleged) rejection of sanctuary city status, in spite of one of his officers in a box and another disabled, Hurtt's still more interested protecting criminals and those here illegally than doing his job. He was backing Washington Wednesday, whining about an immigration program known as 287(g) (and, by the way, a program the HPD is taking part in). 287(g) allows participating agencies to access federal immigration databases and arrest an illegal immigrant immediately.

“Immigration enforcement by local police is counterproductive to community policing efforts. It undermines the trust and cooperation of immigrant communities, could lead to charges of racial profiling, and increases our response time to urgent calls for service,” Hurtt said.

So let me get this straight: Hurtt would rather ignore a major issue that is leading to a large proportion of crimes, violent and otherwise, that his officers have to respond to instead of facing it down? Just so he doesn't have to listen to false allegations of racial profiling?

Hurtt's position on 287(g) is not only gutless, it's brainless. It's a fact--not an unfortunate coincidence--that most drug dealers or smugglers in this city are illegal. MS-13, the deadly Latin American gang, consists almost entirely of illegals. A great deal of the violence they inflict is on other members of Houston's Hispanic community, which is too scared to do anything to stop them. With 287(g), HPD officers could identify and act against illegal immigrants--thereby upholding the laws of the United States and (in some cases) remove bad people from the streets.

Not if Hurtt has his way. He's supporting the use of 287(g)in Houston jails--that is, after something bad has happened--and that's under durress. He showed his plain disdain for the entire program when he tossed responsibility for Houston's involvement in the program in the lap of Mayor Bill White.

“The mayor, he was the point man on this. It was his idea, and, of course, he consulted with members of the department,” Hurtt said.

If you're a boss, you would probably be disturbed if you hired an employee and said employee 1) Had a problem in his area of responsibility; 2) Did nothing about dealing with the problem and 3) Complained that you're messing up his plans that are obviously working when you told him to clean up his mess.

The boss, in this case, would be Bill White. The employee would be Harold Hurtt. White should can Hurtt for his refusal to not only do his job and fight crime, but for taking appropriate steps to protect the men and women under his command.

But White won't; he agrees with Hurtt's stance on 287(g) and his support of the Sanctuary City policy, though he can't say so publicly. Otherwise, he'd be roadkill when he runs for the Senate in 2010 (which he will be anyway). That's an issue against White; the bigger matter is that Hurtt refuses to do what's best for his officers or this city.

Note that I said this city, not his city. Harold Hurtt's family has never moved here and he flies back and forth to Phoenix frequently. He has done a miserable job as chief here and has no emotional attachment to make him try harder. He is also far from representative of the people or politics of this city. He'd be a much better fit in...say, San Francisco.

So the sooner he leaves, the better. What a loser.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Congratulations, baby brother

On Saturday, my little brother graduated with a business degree from Angelo State University in San Angelo, Texas. As graduation ceremonies go, this was actually pretty good--it was a lot more entertaining than the one the missus and I endured at Southern Miss the weekend before.

Sadly for the graduates, it just got a whole lot more entertaining. Why is that sad? Because, with the exception of the grads and their families (and maybe not all of them), this graduation will be overshadowed by the graduation speaker, San Angelo Mayor J.W. Lown.

I didn't think much of Lown or his speech, outside of the observations that he seemed like a goof, quoted presidents entirely too often and preached about the grads' "civic responsibility" entirely too much. In fact, I probably would have never thought of him ever again, had this story not popped up tonight:

"The mayor of a West Texas community abruptly resigned after being forced to pick between his love and his love of the law.
J.W. Lown told the San Angelo Standard-Times in a telephone interview Wednesday from Mexico that he was involved in a relationship with a man who does not have legal status in the United States.
Lown said he didn’t want to take the oath of office knowing he was “aiding and assisting” someone who is not a U.S. citizen.
Lown on May 9 overwhelmingly won re-election to a fourth term with about 89 percent of the votes.
He was to be sworn in Tuesday but didn’t show up for the ceremony."

So one of the biggest events in my brother's life is overshadowed by the last public appearance of a 30-something-year-old mayor with a proclivity for hot Mexican studs--who, by the way, sets a great example for civic responsibility by skipping the country and leaving the city on the hook for his inauguration ceremony.

Congrats again, pal--your graduation day is one that nobody in San Angelo's going to ever forget. Isn't that fabulous?

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Random ponderings since I don't have a real blog

Damn, it's been two weeks since I've actually posted something. So here are a few things that I've been kicking around in that time:

  • Kobe Bryant may be a remarkable player, but he's human garbage. I would shed no tears if someone knocked a few of his teeth out with an "accidental" elbow like he threw at Ron Artest in Game 1.
  • I know the Rockets have no chance without Yao, but damn, their heart has made me a big fan of Houston basketball again for the first time since 1997.
  • The Rockets need a backup center (duh) who can rebound and be a presence in the middle (duh). Junior Elonu would work--NEXT YEAR.
  • Nice job, Capitals, in reminding us that you're the Capitals. Bums.
  • Have you ever tried to read Peter King's "Monday Morning Quarterback" on SI.com? It would be a trove of interesting information if King made it about the NFL and not about his own fat ass. But he doesn't, and the purpose of the column becomes convoluted. He referred to himself either in the first person or as "me" more than 120 times in his latest name-dropping manifesto. King's egomania makes would could be a very interesting read into a total waste of time.
  • Mike Florio of Profootballtalk.com is driving quickly down the Peter King Turnpike. Nobody going to a football-related site gives a damn about what he thinks about the last episode of Seinfeld!
  • Nancy Pelosi needs to learn to lie better. Her "I knew but I didn't know because I wasn't listening or someone told me or something IT'SBUSH'SFAULT" press conference today was south of pathetic. You would think the CIA waterboarded her or something.
  • Rocky Marciano did, indeed, kick Joe Louis' ass.
  • Remember something: if you do a favor for someone--give them money, shelter, your time and concern--odds are that they're not going to be willing to return the favor when you needed because they're selfish and were entitled to your support.
  • Is anyone else out there feeling pretty pathetic because they're following the Jon and Kate Plus 8 adultery scandal (see, Peter King? You can write this kind of sentence without use of the first person)? After further review, while it's not easy to endorse adultery, Kate Gosselin is a real biatch. Loosen up, lady.
  • Shanna Moakler acting like she's professional and/or intelligent is one of the most unintentionally hilarious things in a long time.
  • Bob Gates has made another outstanding choice with his selection of our new commander in Afghanistan. Still, I can't help but wonder if, when he fired the previous guy, if he called him "R.C." and complained about his conference record.
  • Anyone seen Billy Gillispie lately?
  • After another visit, I'm beginning to think the concept of New Orleans is more enjoyable than the actual practice.
  • The National World War II Museum, at this stage of its existence, is a disappointment.
  • Charles Barkley may struggle with logic, but it never gets old hearing him talk about how something is "turrible."
  • I want to see "Night at the Museum 2" for two reasons: one is the hotness that is Amy Adams and the other...isn't.
  • Michael Bourn is hitting .300 and leading the league in steals? This can't keep up.
  • ESPN should change their name to BSPN, because they're Boston's Sports Network. Bill Simmons can play Kobe to my Shaq...if you know what I mean.
  • Mike Tyson breaking it down to "In the Air Tonight" in the movie "The Hangover" is inspired. "Shut up, this is my favorite part."
  • Wandy Rodriguez and "good pitcher" can be used in the same sentence without the phrase "is not" involved.
  • Reading comments on a few newspaper comments boards from respondents (most of whom live inside the Beltway) whining about torture violating the "human rights" of terrorists, it's painfully apparent that they've never given a half-second's worth of thought to what would happen to them if the roles were reversed and that they don't think anything bad can ever happen to them. That's a juvenile and short-sighted approach to life.
  • The wife's new chocolate chip cookie recipie kicks ass.

Friday, May 1, 2009

My favorite clutch players of all time

Now, read the title--these are my favorite ones. I'm not a huge Jordan fan, so he's not on here. I don't like Kobe at all, so forget it. Jeter can bite me. Now, without further adieu, some guys I've loved watching in crunch time:

Acie Law, former PG, Texas A&M:



In all the years I've watched college basketball, no man ever took over as many games as Acie did down the stretch. Game after game, he was money when it mattered. Acie was the man who hit the go-ahead three pointer in A&M's upset win over Kansas in 2007, which remains the only home conference game the Jayhawks have ever lost in Big 12 play. Still, he's best known for "The Shot" to beat Texas in 2006, which you can see above.

The man was just money.

John Riggins, Hall of Fame RB, Washington Redskins:



"Gimme the ball."

The Redskins were the best team in football in 1982, but there were still questions as to whether Joe Gibbs' team could win the big one in the playoffs. Riggins took care of that all by himself, running for 117, 185, 144 and 166 yards in three playoff games (it was a strike year, so even division winners played in the wildcard round) and the Super Bowl. The Dolphins had a 17-13 lead when the Redskins lined up for a 4th and 1 on Miami's 43 early in the 4th quarter. Riggins got the ball and they couldn't stop him. Then again, no one could.

Hakeem Olajuwon, Hall of Fame C, Houston Rockets



There's domination, and then there's domination. Michael Jordan is revered for taking over playoff series, but I've never seen anyone destroy a team (or a great opponent) like Hakeem destroyed David Robinson in the 1995 NBA Western Conference Finals. Robinson was the MVP of the league and the Spurs were everyone's choice to win the title (this is pre-Tim Duncan, mind you), but Olajuwon annihilated them, just as he had Patrick Ewing in the finals the year before and would annihilate a young Shaquille O'Neal in the upcoming finals.

It was, and remains, amazing to see a man of Hakeem's size do what he did on the basketball court. He was remarkable during the regular season, yet somehow kicked it up a notch in crunch time.

JaMar Toombs, FB, Texas A&M:



Ah, TOOOOOOOMBS. My goodness, he was fun to watch, and he brought it when it mattered. As a true freshman, he broke the back of #2 Nebraska at Kyle Field; in 1999, he put all of Aggieland on his back and willed A&M to victory over Texas after the tragic Bonfire collapse killed 12 Ags the week before. And then there's his legendary run against #1 Oklahoma, where three future NFL players (Teddy Lehman, Roy Williams and Brandon Everage) took their best shots at him and couldn't stop him. He may have eventually eaten himself out of a career in the pros, but he was tough in crunch time at A&M.

Robert Horry, former Rocket/Spur/Laker--basically, championship winner


They called Horry "Big Shot Rob" for a reason--all he did is hit clutch baskets in the tightest of moments. He has, I think, 7 rings, and he played a major role in all of them. He may not have had a hall of fame career, but he will be remembered for decades for being just flat MONEY. The video above isn't good quality, but you get the idea.

Roy Oswalt, 2005 NLCS MVP, Houston Astros


At first blush, Roy's postseason numbers are good, but not overwhelming: 4-0 record with a 3.68 ERA. But, one must consider that Roy won, for my money, the two of the three most important postseason games in Astros history: decisive Game 5 of the 2004 NLDS against the Braves, a team that had eliminated the Astros three times in the playoffs in recent years (and when the Astros had never won a playoff series), and Game 6 of the 2005 NLCS, which got the Astros to their first World Series. This doesn't even count the games Roy has won in the regular season to keep the Astros in contention for a postseason spot. My boy is iron in the clutch.

Brooks Robinson, legendary 3B, Baltimore Orioles

All Brooksie did was win the 1970 World Series pretty much by himself. He hit .429, broke the then World Series record for total bases and repeatedly robbed the Cincinnati Reds blind in the field. If you know anything about baseball, you've seen highlights of Brooks in this series. "In Baltimore, people don't name a candy bar after Brooks--they name their children after him."

Darrell Green, Hall of Fame CB, Washington Redskins


Just how good was little Darrell Green? If Jerry Rice or Michael Irvin or Andre Rison or any other bigtime wideout was coming to play the Redskins, they knew they'd be seeing No. 28 across from them. And no one else. He was that good.

As good as he was in the regular season, Green kicked it up a notch in the playoffs. In 1983, he shut down Dwight Clark in the NFC Championship Game and gave Joe Montana fits. In 1986, he ran down Eric Dickerson from behind. In 1988, he knocked down the last gasp pass of the Vikings in the end zone to ensure the Redskins would go to the Super Bowl. In 1992, he intercepted passes in both the divisional game against Atlanta and the NFC Championship game against Detroit. And nobody ever did anything against him in the Super Bowl.

You knew it was a big game when D. Green went back to return a punt. He did in 1988 in Chicago, hurdled a guy and returned it for a touchdown--after tearing up the muscles around his rib cage during the hurdle.

No defender was ever more prime time in the playoffs than Darrell Green. And that includes Prime Time himself.