Nancy Pelosi, the People's Champion, shows her tin ear

What a disgusting creature nitwit Nancy is. Here we are in a massive recession, a large portion of which can be blamed directly on her (and wait until inflation hits, thanks to "Stimulus"), and what's she want?

Nancy wanna a new airplane!

The 69-year-old spoiled brat, who has already whined that the Department of Defense doesn't have a plane at her beck and call all the time, now wants to purchase three Gulfstream 550s.

Total cost: $200 million.

According to Roll Call, the 550s are capable of flying long distances without refueling (italics mine). The company's promotional materials say: "The cabin aboard the G550 combines productivity with exceptional comfort. It features up to four distinct living areas, three temperature zones, a choice of 12 floor plan configurations with seating for up to 18 passengers."

Why the italics? Because Nitwit Nancy has, in the past, gotten pissed off that the private planes she gets from the DOD can't fly all the way from D.C. to San Francisco without refueling. She feels that stopping at a major Air Force base is a "security risk."

More likely, she's afraid of having to deal with the riff-raff. Otherwise, that snot-nosed biatch would fly commercial like 95 percent of Congress.