Ben Matlock must not have been available

Harris County's courthouse is in the middle of downtown Houston. I've been there before (but I wasn't in trouble, so suck it), but I didn't see this guy, arrested today for bilking people (courtesy of my friends at ABC13):

"The man was apparently impersonating a lawyer and collecting cash from the people in the courthouse as he solicited them for cases. The 44-year-old man's real name is Perry Mason."

If Arnold Becker shows up to start taking divorce cases, the apocalypse truly is upon us.