My grandmother is dead. At least, that's what Travis County says. And, as a result of her death, she is being investigated for voter fraud.
Seriously.
Why is my grandmother being investigated for voter fraud, since she's plainly dead? She did something horrible, evil, unthinkable in the People's Democratic Republic of Travis: voted Republican. For 60 years, in Virginia, she voted for Democrats. She moved down here and did something unthinkable: she actually read about what the candidates stood for.
As a result, she voted for McCain. CRIMINAL ACT!
Unless, of course, you're dead. Which my grandmother apparently is.
And, to prove she's dead, Travis County wants her to sign an affidavit confirming she's dead.
I'm not making any of this up.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
This is what voting Republican in Travis County gets you
Posted by The Overseer at 6:53 PM
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
2 comments:
They're idiots ..all of them..good luck on da TV!! -P
HA HA! That is seriously funny shit, but not unusual these days. You should hear some of the intelligent thinking that goes on in Mississippi!
You will look great on tv!
Auntie
Post a Comment