So what does March 19 mean to you?
Standard Republican response: March 19 is the 6th anniversary of President Bush's courageous decision to liberate the people of Iraq from the despotism of Saddam Hussein and remove the risk of his supporting terrorists with weapons of mass destruction.
Standard liberal response: It's another reminder of the evil of BushHitler and his imperialist reign, how he destroyed our reputation around the globe and trampled the Constitution (sniff, sniffle, honk)
Rippy's response: IT'S HIMS DAY! THREE YEARS SINCE HIMS CAME HOME! RIPPY DAY!
He's got a point.All of these things are true, but that's not the big thing for me.
WHAT, HIMS DADDY? HAVE YOU LOSTED YOUR MARBLES?
Sorry, Rippy, but this is also the fourth anniversary of mommy and I getting married?
It is? Hims did not know that.
It's true. Four years ago today, in Brookhaven, Mississippi, the Missus and I sealed the deal. It was a situation that I'd given up on long before, but she never gave up on me and made a married man out of me.
Since then, we've gone through a combined three residences (one house), five jobs, four vehicles and God only knows how much Pepto-Bismol. We've added three dogs (HIMS!) and a lot of debt, most of which we've gotten out of. So, instead of being some drunk angry reporter, I'm a guy running his own business who gets to stay home and watch the NCAA basketball tournament.
And stay home with HIMS!
Yes, Rippy. That too.
Hims guesses hims should thank hims mommy for that.
Yes, Rippy, you should.
So should hims daddy.
Why do you think I'm writing this, Rippy?
Hims dunnot know. Hims dunnot know. But if it's to tell him mommy that you loves her, that's a good idea, hims daddy!
Thank you, Rippy. I was rather proud of it myself.
WHAT, HIMS DADDY? HAVE YOU LOSTED YOUR MARBLES?
Sorry, Rippy, but this is also the fourth anniversary of mommy and I getting married?
It is? Hims did not know that.
It's true. Four years ago today, in Brookhaven, Mississippi, the Missus and I sealed the deal. It was a situation that I'd given up on long before, but she never gave up on me and made a married man out of me.
Since then, we've gone through a combined three residences (one house), five jobs, four vehicles and God only knows how much Pepto-Bismol. We've added three dogs (HIMS!) and a lot of debt, most of which we've gotten out of. So, instead of being some drunk angry reporter, I'm a guy running his own business who gets to stay home and watch the NCAA basketball tournament.
And stay home with HIMS!
Yes, Rippy. That too.
Hims guesses hims should thank hims mommy for that.
Yes, Rippy, you should.
So should hims daddy.
Why do you think I'm writing this, Rippy?
Hims dunnot know. Hims dunnot know. But if it's to tell him mommy that you loves her, that's a good idea, hims daddy!
Thank you, Rippy. I was rather proud of it myself.
1 comments:
I love you too. And that was the cutest blog eva.
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