I hate to admit this, but I will be watching Rock of Love Bus next Sunday

Ok, here's the deal: I hate reality TV. Hate it. I think it shows that not only evolution is a truth, but that we haven't separated ourselves far from the apes, if at all.

Nowhere has that been more obvious than on the Brett Michaels' "Rock of Love" series on VH1 over the past three years. There has been more garbage on that show, trying to get in the pants of an over-the-hill semi-decent hair-extended vocalist than there are in most big city landfills.

And it looks like next Sunday's going to hit a new low.

(An aside here: I just found myself laying out this blog post like Brett Michaels TALKS! What the hell is wrong with me? The only thing that I haven't said is that, if one of these tat-infested twerps does something right, "she gets a hot solo date with me." Brett--that's the point of dates, ok, bro?)

Anyway, back to why I, a devoted hater of reality TV, will be watching this bus wreck.

For one thing, my wife loves the show, so it would probably be on anyway. But that's secondary. Apparently, next week's episode brings the ex-boyfriends of the six remaining skanks on the show for them to be judged by the two women Brett has dumped after asking them to "rock his world" the first two years the show was on.

(Another aside here: the girl who won season two, Ambre or Amber or however the hell you write her name, is smoking hot. She also seems to have a decent brain in her head and has no tattoos, which makes me wonder one thing--why would she want to be with Brett Michaels to begin with?)

So they showed the preview for next week's episode. During one of the...interrogations, I guess you could say, this girl Brittanya is sitting there next to her ex. Note: Brittanya has more graffiti on her than the Berlin Wall and has piercings in her cheeks. Thus, it was not too surprising when her boyfriend showed up looking like a reject from MS-13 (the gang, not the rap group--if there is one).

"When we together, we hook up. That's how it is," MS-13 Einstein tells totally hot Amber/Ambre and the Season 1 "winner", who looks like she's totally drunk.

So, after hearing this, Season 1 Winner speaks the truth to Brittanya.

Leaning back in her chair and with a dismissive wave of her right hand, she says, "You a ho."

Brittanya responds by standing up, walking over and firing a right haymaker that would give Mike Tyson a woodrow. In the meantime, Brett Michaels is in another room, urging his bouncer to get in there and break up the brawl WHILE NEVER MOVING HIS EYES FROM THE SCREEN.

The Missus and I rewound the preview and watched it again.

17 TIMES.

I truly believe this could be the greatest single episode of television in the medium's history. Tatted out chick with gangsta boyfriend lays out drunk reality-show "winner" with the cameras rolling and washed-up rock star watching but afraid to move because the whole thing gave him a bulge. Beat that, Discovery Channel.