To the bitch down the street

Dear Bitch, whose husband wears t.u. garb even though he went to Cougar High:

First off, fuck you. You're a snob. But that's not the purpose of this missive. Your bumper sticker is. You know the one: "When Bush took office, the price of a gallon of gas was $1.46."

OOOH, that's deep. It's also utterly fucking pointless. How so, ho? The price of a gallon of gas tonight is $1.42.

Fuck you, bitch.