The Weather Channel nukes "Forecast Earth" during "Green Week"

For the past few years, the Weather Channel--which built its reputation on the bra sizes of its on-air talent and Jim Cantore's riding out every hurricane to hit America--has tried to take itself seriously. In the process, it has become the leading advocate of the concept of man-made global warming, which has made it a punchline instead of a favorite of serious intellectuals. They were driven to the ranks of scorn when they allowed their idiotic propagandist...ERR, "climate expert,"

"Dr." Heidi Cullen state publicly that any meteorologist who has the nerve to say they don't believe in man-made global warming should lose their American Meteorologist Association seal of approval. That's right, you soulless bastard--the Weather Channel has decreed that global warming exists and YOU caused it.

Continuing to push their agenda, the network started a program called "Forecast Earth," which detailed the effects of the global warming that YOU, you soulless bastard, caused.

(Hi, I'm a fear-mongering, closed-minded leftist. Want a granola bar?)

Then two things happened: the Earth cooled and NBC-Universal bought TWC. Results: TWC becomes punchline and loses ratings. This causes NBC-Universal to make changes.

On Saturday, "Forecast Earth" was cancelled and nearly its entire staff fired.

During "GREEN WEEK."

Classic. I guess that NBC-Universal doesn't have to say that they've figured out that man-made global warming is bunk and that nobody buys into that BS anymore anyway; they can say they're reducing CFCs and cutting down on electricity by not using that set anymore.

Sadly, "Dr." Cullen and her enviro-fascist ideas remain at TWC. Perhaps NBC-Universal hasn't made the complete connection between advocacy and loss of ratings.

Note to NBC-Universal: Here's how you get TWC's ratings back. Let this guy here do whatever he wants:

(Hi, I'm Jim Cantore. I'm a certified badass.)

Give these ladies more airtime:

Hire ladies like these, no matter the cost:

(Houston's Casey Curry)

(L.A.'s Jackie Johnson)

(Amy Murphy, also of L.A.)

What, you're worried about credibility? You're the FREAKING WEATHER CHANNEL! You never HAD credibility! Give us the damned forecast, do it with hotties and go on with life! You don't want cred, you want ratings!

(BTW, the author is saddened by Kristina Abernathy's sudden weight gain. Otherwise, he would have given her the entire network to herself.)